Ferrari Skateboards.

Is your skateboard not fast enough? Are you tired of riding the Civics of the skateboard world? Well maybe its time to upgrade to a Ferrari Skateboard. In some pointless stroke of stupidity Ferrari decided to produce a skateboard. Performance enhancing griptape "coated in an anti-slip material" and a "stunning Ferrari red finish" really make this a worthwhile purchase.

It even comes with a "stylish red nylon carry bag" so you dont have to worry about riding it around and possibly scratching it.
-The Fly